That moment when you texting the guy you like, talking about how much life sucks, but you know that his life sucks because he doesn’t have that girl, but yours sucks because you don’t have him. </3
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I’m sitting.
I’m watching Netflix right now….hahaha