Arrows and Tents

I want my very own asian with cool spiky hair.

Incase you've just tuned in...this is the story of my life:

Me: Not pregnant
Me: Honor student
Me: Not on drugs
Me: Never been in legal trouble
Me: Hard worker
Me: Not an alcoholic
Parents: Cool
Me: Forgets to put dishes in the dishwasher.
Parents: OMG You never contribute to this family. You're crazy and out of control. You never do anything right. You need to take responsibility for your stuff and this house. Be perfect.
Me: Oh okay.

wow. yeah

I don’t know why exactly but I seem to have a deep emotional connection to the story of Peter Pan

That moment when you texting the guy you like, talking about how much life sucks, but you know that his life sucks because he doesn’t have that girl, but yours sucks because you don’t have him. </3

i hate how my best friend can get a boy in .8 seconds and i cant get one even if the boy was blind folded and it was dark.

(Source: 0newishh)

This just feels like my life:

jessica: because i hate him!
me: then why are you texting him?
jessica: because i love him!

Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I’m sitting.
Me:

(Source: grimyboy)

I’m watching Netflix right now….hahaha

(Source: faburry)