internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
It’s such a difference between hanging with a group of people and hanging with a group of your best friends. I honestly love these people so much. I appreciate how happy they make me
rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’ i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? Bf dawg 2.When did your last hug take place? About five minutes ago. 3.Are you a jealous person? Not really. I can get jealous but I’m not a jealous person. 4.Are you tired right now? Ya actually…and I’m going to a sleepover ehh 5.Do you chew on your straws? Yeah ha 6.Have you ever been called a tease? not to my face ha 7.Have...
moneyhustard: I’m so tired of sleepless nights
James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
paperback-caffeine: human-form drug one hit, need more feels like dying hurts so bad eyes are crying should’ve listened to mama when she said honey i warned ya to stay away from the bad boy who’s good sex but treats you like a toy but i snorted, ingested, injected you like a drug and my my you got me infected leave me out on the street with no cure crying, broken, dying, words unspoken wish i...
I didn’t think it was possible to study that much and still know nothing.
Sometimes tumblr posts describe me so perfectly. Hence my reblog of that “plenty of fish in the sea” post… #forever alone
If only I made good decisions.
I have this irrational hatred for you and it doesn’t make sense because you are a decent person and all… But yeah I just don’t like you.
I still want that scar across my eye but I want to get it from a sword fight and I feel like that doesn’t happen in real life.